The Challenge: Write a character to whom you would be attracted.
Knight Kitchen
[pleased to be bad to
you]
By Connor Hammond
Some people have a
striking presence; some people bring a certain magnetizing with them into a
room, and some people just walk in and hit you in the face.
I cannot at this time
ascertain which of these has just happened. Okay, there is certain evidence
that seems decisive. The fact that she is still standing by the door, while I
am waiting for a drink at the bar seems like strong evidence but, as they say,
“the detective is out”… do they say that? It isn’t important. What is important
is Sabrina.
Inhale, exhale, inhale,
exhale, Inhale—now sigh it out: Sabrina.
Okay I’ll back it up
because the place is also important. It’s a bar, but you know… more than that.
It’s an establishment that provides hand crafted food and drink in a
neighborhood full of the non-committal artistic type. It dishes out brilliance
but doesn’t bother to dress it up. Like a master chef making a midnight meal,
it will taste like heaven on earth but no one is orienting the protein. You
know? The interior is full of repurposed industrial tables, exposed brick
walls, and local art. The lighting is dim but the lighting instruments are
plentiful. Light seems to come from a thousand places but never really get
where it’s going. Maybe the light gets caught in all the hipster beards filling
the place. Yeah, now you’re seeing it. This place, it is the Knight Kitchen.
I’ve been working. We’ve
been working. Ninety percent of the cliental has just gotten off work somewhere
but more specifically Leo and I have just finished closing down the American
fusion place up the street. We’re tired, but driven. We want to stay out just
to say that some part of this day was ours.
As I push past the faces
I know, and the ones I don’t “know” but recognize as a part of the collective
scene that inhabits and distinguishes my neighborhood, an afterhours mood
begins to settle on me. I want something, lots of somethings. Maybe drinks, maybe
dancing, maybe drinks- sex-drugs-drinks-dancing-drinks—I need a drink which
means pressing yourself as close as you can to the backs of the people at the
bar and wait for it to turn over. As we wait we engage in light bitching about
work. It is like a warm up for the total mudslinging that will start a few drinks
in.
An “all black everything”
type guy shoulders between us with his drink and Leo slips into his vacant spot
at the bar.
“What do you want?” Leo
asks. In way of answer I gesture at one of the taps that I don’t recognize, he
nods, and she walks. da fuck. in.
I added more oomph to it
this time. Trust me the moment can support it.
Up until this moment
Sabrina was this mid twenty-something Israeli-American girl I worked with who
was always good for a quip or biting comment. The best thing about her was this
wicked laugh of hers that was at once conspiratorial and kind of hot. Now everything
about her was hot and good for biting.
At work I see Sabrina
through the confines of uniform and work: hair always in a ponytail, the
ill-fitting button up shirts don’t do anything for anyone’s physique, jeans,
and an apron. Here, now, she was undiluted Sabrina and it was as if Natalie
Portman and Bar Refaeli had a baby then let Robert Downey Jr and Angelina Jolie
raise it. I needed more detail, I needed to be closer. My left hand suddenly
felt cold—Now that’s a strange side
affect. I might be going into shock. Or maybe I’m dying from exposure; doesn’t
that start with a loss of sensation in the extremities?
“Why are you muttering to
yourself?” Someone shouted in my ear.
I close my mouth and
reluctantly peel my gaze off of Sabrina. My eyes dejectedly scan the rest of
the room for the speaker. They find Leo starting away from me towards the
tables outside, probably him (Hey, the
detective is back in, eh? No? whatever). I start to follow and almost spill
the beer I find in my left hand. With my mind being prone to go off on
journeys, my body has had to learn to do many things without direct
supervision.
Leo has now paused to
mime at Sabrina: he gestures at her with his beer, takes a sip, makes an
inclusive circling gesture, and then jerks his head towards the door. Having
concluded this communication Leo continues past her out the door. I move closer
taking in this new Sabrina. Her wavy, dark brown hair was loosely done up so a
few curls fell over her pale blue eyes as she nodded towards my beer, “let me
get a drink and I’ll be right out” she said. She was wearing a short little
black dress with a high collar and a deep open back. Her slightly poufy skirt
brushed against me as she turned sideways to squeeze past. Sweeping diagonally
up her slender back were a half-dozen small cranes-in-flight done in Japanese
watercolor.
“I wanna smell your hair”
With all the passionate desires I was currently experiencing I didn’t even
scold my tongue for letting this slip.
Sabrina turned back
laughing then continued to the bar as I let the press of bodies sweeps me
outside.
“I can honestly say I
have never seen that person before.” I say as I post up at a high top and set
my beer down next to Leo’s
“Who?” Leo asks
Inhale, exhale, inhale
and sigh it out: “Sabrina”
Leo takes a pull of beer
and cuts his eyes towards me “I think you’re hyperventilating, can you just cool
your shit?”
Inhale, exhale, inha—“I
want to touch her”
“Whoa! None of that now”
Leo sets his beer down and puts his hand on my shoulder, “You’ve got to play
this nonchalant like. Otherwise you are just another douche”
I nod as Leo removes his
hand but continues to dispense wisdom, “It’s like nipples” Leo states as if
that clears everything up. He returns to his beer.
I follow his example in
case the beer will grant me comprehension. “I—I need more—I play it nonchalant
like nipples?”
“Yeah” Leo nods and
continues to drink his beer
I dig around for some
meaning “I—what, need to stimulate them—stimulate her?”
“What? No, don’t
stimulate her at a bar” Leo looks at me askew. I formulate my thoughts; take a
deep breath and say, “What did you mean when you said, ‘play it nonchalant like
nipples’?”
“Oh” Leo sets his beer
down and turn his full attention to me, “You know how lots of girls these days
have stopped wearing bras with their little dresses and thin tops, as if pokey
nips are a part of the outfit?”
“They’re doing that
deliberately?” I ask
“Sure they are and it’s
awesome but it’s also a test.” Leo moved a little closer and dropped his voice.
I picked it up for him and reminded him that it is hard to hear out here. Leo
spoke louder, “They want to see if they can eliminate you. If you don’t look?
Pssh!” Leo made a dismissive gesture, “They want you to look, but if you look
to long? You’re a pig. If try and look at them without her knowing? You’re a
perve.” Leo let this sink in for a second and finished his beer before
continuing, “What you have to do is look at them and then look her in the eyes.
No reaction! Nonchalant, like you’ve seen a million just like her.” Leo held
one finger up, “unless they are the best you’ve seen. And then? Then you wait until
you are making eye-contact, and if you get just the right vibe you just give a
little smile.” Leo stepped back.
“Wow”
“I know, it’s a very
subtle business” Leo set down his empty glass, “I’m gonna get another” He said
and started back inside”
“Wait, why do I have to
play in like that?” I asked but he was already through the door. Emerging from
the door was a pair of red Louboutin’s followed by well toned calves and
slender thighs. On one of the calves was a gazelle and on one of the thighs
were two coy. Around the coy were delicately rendered lily pads and richly
colored swirls of water. One of the coy was partially concealed by the poufy
skirt of a high collared little black dress. I wanted to join that coy and swim
up that lovely leg.
My heart hammering in my
chest as Sabrina approached. Then she was standing right in front of me,
looking up through dark lashes, a dangerous little smile curling her lips. She
was waiting for something. I noticed something I had missed the in dimness of
the bar. I looked at them, looked her in the eyes—lightning passed between us.
Slowly a small, somewhat mischievous, smile came to my lips.
Then she threw her drink
in my face and left.

Are you sure her name wasn't Heather?
ReplyDeleteThere are bits of a few people in her but I don't think heather.
ReplyDeleteNot through yet, but I had to give snaps for the setting description. It's like Ponce and Miami did taut and sweaty things to each other and then had a legitimately hip baby.
ReplyDeleteYes!
DeleteLove the setting details the most (fave line: "Light seems to come from a thousand places but never really gets where it's going"). Find it ever so slightly disturbing how much you seem to like tattoos.
ReplyDeleteBut MOSTLY, I have one word for you: koi